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Campaigns to correct the auto correct seem to have widespread support, but also reveal that while democracy flourishes in our country, it's viewed as an inconvenience here.
The autocorrects also suggest a dominant view that isn't actually dominant. I have no quarrel at all with Cal, for example. When a friend recently told me of his plan to move to the Bay Area, I recommended Berkeley. I like Aaron Rodgers and root for the Seahawks and Marshawn Lyncn.Â
I regard USC as mostly silly because I cannot take seriously a college whose cheerleaders have not changed uniforms in over 40 years; those little white sweaters make me think of men wearing powdered wigs. And the horse and rider manages to trump them, so antiquated and slowly approaching prehistoric. Dear God, if a Stanford guy showed up in that get up and stabbed a sword into the turf, I would never again appear in public in anything that even hinted where I went to college.
As for Notre Dame, I like so many of their guys--Joe Montana back when, Samardzja or whatever more recently--but marvel at their ability to hire coaches who make my All Time Most Loathed List: Lou Holtz and that dead animal on his head; Charlie Weis and his "significant strategic advantage" and obliviousness to the image of non-fitness he conveys; Ty Willingham and his traitorousness and ridiculous bungling of offensive line recruiting before he fled and left the mess to Teevens and Walt; and Brian Kelly, who manages to be at least as unattractive as each of them, and a horror in the way he publicly humiliates his players--but may he, like Helton at SC and Mora at UCLA, stay where they are forever.
And it all comes down to this. We are no longer on the downside, looking up; wer're the Alpha dogs for now. And it's axiomatic in my work that the leaders don't disparage their competitors, which make autocorrect seems too much like the guy who scores and starts celebrating wildly--as if he's never been in that position before. We're in the end zone now, guys.Â
Can we start acting as if we are accustomed to it?