[Bruce Wang]

http://deadspin.com/lesean-mccoy-spent-t...-504759261

How awesome would it be if Zach Ertz started calling him Draco?

This is the funniest comment from a reader:

"McCoy assured his new teammate that he meant no harm, explaining that 'When I heard we had some new pretty boy white quarterback from USC on the team who had never completed a pass in the NFL, I assumed we signed Mark Sanchez.'"

[Bruce Wang]

http://deadspin.com/lesean-mccoy-spent-t...-504759261

How awesome would it be if Zach Ertz started calling him Draco?

This is the funniest comment from a reader:

"McCoy assured his new teammate that he meant no harm, explaining that 'When I heard we had some new pretty boy white quarterback from USC on the team who had never completed a pass in the NFL, I assumed we signed Mark Sanchez.'"

[fullmetal]

I'm guessing Mark Sanchez doesn't consider himself white, though.

[fullmetal]

I'm guessing Mark Sanchez doesn't consider himself white, though.

[Redrum]

ain't about whether he's white or brown or black.  Methinks all he considers is whether he is employed.

[Redrum]

ain't about whether he's white or brown or black.  Methinks all he considers is whether he is employed.

[Bruce Wang]

Super Bowl Rings by QBs that graduated from went to U$C: None

Super Bowl Rings by QBs that graduated from Stanford: 4 and counting

I say counting because methinks the expected number of rings Mr. Luck will have when all is sad is done is higher than the combined expected total of Pick Six Palmer, Matty Beer Bong, Dirty Sanchize, and Mark "Draco" Malfoy, which is none.  Unless you count rings won as backups.

On a side note, I remember a discussion about Drew Bledsoe's chances of being in the Hall of Fame on either CBS, Fox or ESPN.  One analyst said he had the stats, but no Super Bowl ring.  Another analyst reminded his colleagues and the audience that Bledsoe did indeed have such a ring.

[Bruce Wang]

Super Bowl Rings by QBs that graduated from went to U$C: None

Super Bowl Rings by QBs that graduated from Stanford: 4 and counting

I say counting because methinks the expected number of rings Mr. Luck will have when all is sad is done is higher than the combined expected total of Pick Six Palmer, Matty Beer Bong, Dirty Sanchize, and Mark "Draco" Malfoy, which is none.  Unless you count rings won as backups.

On a side note, I remember a discussion about Drew Bledsoe's chances of being in the Hall of Fame on either CBS, Fox or ESPN.  One analyst said he had the stats, but no Super Bowl ring.  Another analyst reminded his colleagues and the audience that Bledsoe did indeed have such a ring.

[yvonne]

Don't count Luck's Super Bowl rings before they're won. I'm sure many an SC fan thought Leinert or Sanchez would surely win a Super Bowl.

[yvonne]

Don't count Luck's Super Bowl rings before they're won. I'm sure many an SC fan thought Leinert or Sanchez would surely win a Super Bowl.