It's Masters week. As I type this, the only Stanford alum playing is Maverick McNealy, who is +6 on the tournament, +1 on the day and in danger of missing the cut. Stanford alum (and 5x Masters winner) Tiger Woods is recovering from his most recent auto accident and is not partaking in Masters activities in any meaningful way.
Here's the trivia question, answer has a Stanford angle: Humorist and former PGA pro Gary McCord was a longtime, irreverent CBS golf announcer. When announcing the Masters he commented on how fast and slick the greens were, he said "they don't mow the greens at Augusta, they give them a bikini wax."
A golfer saw this and hand-wrote and hand-delivered a cranky message to CBS golf producer Frank Chirkinian stating that Gary McCord was a "lesion" on the face of professional golf and needed to be permanently removed from future Masters broadcasts.
Who wrote and delivered the message?
Second try:
Clemens
Kershaw
For 350, I'll go with a hail mary, a knuckleballer, Wilbur Wood. I remember he had over 20 wins and 20 losses in the same year, and the White Sox only had a three man rotation, including Stan Bahnsen and (I think) Steve Stone. Goose Gossage was a kid on that team, and Jim Kaat was the old guy.
Here's the trivia question, answer has a Stanford angle: Humorist and former PGA pro Gary McCord was a longtime, irreverent CBS golf announcer. When announcing the Masters he commented on how fast and slick the greens were, he said "they don't mow the greens at Augusta, they give them a bikini wax."
A golfer saw this and hand-wrote and hand-delivered a cranky message to CBS golf producer Frank Chirkinian stating that Gary McCord was a "lesion" on the face of professional golf and needed to be permanently removed from future Masters broadcasts.
Who wrote and delivered the message?
(04-08-2026, 10:15 AM)BostonCard Wrote: Good guesses, but no on all 3. Bumgarner never pitched more than 226 innings (2016)
Randy Johnson never pitched more than 271 innings (1999), but someone pitched more than 250 innings more recently.
Nolan Ryan never pitched more than 332 innings (1974), but someone pitched more than 300 innings more recently.
BC
Second try:
Clemens
Kershaw
For 350, I'll go with a hail mary, a knuckleballer, Wilbur Wood. I remember he had over 20 wins and 20 losses in the same year, and the White Sox only had a three man rotation, including Stan Bahnsen and (I think) Steve Stone. Goose Gossage was a kid on that team, and Jim Kaat was the old guy.
Audaces fortuna iuvat

