[Rally]

If we do use the gloves, it will give Sark another excuse for losing.

Ok, so I dream Stanford football.  Last night's:

We receive opening kick-off and go no huddle hurry up with three wide, Mongomery, Cajuste, Rector.  Hogan pitches to Sanders who takes it to the house.  7 - 0

Kickoff.  McCafferty's hit jars the ball loose at the 30, Stanford recovers.  Hurry-up, no huddle, Hogan fakes to Sanders, tosses to Cajuste in the end zone.  14 - 0

Kickoff.  They misplay the catch but manage to get it to the 10.  Tarpley buries Kessler.  Fumble.  David Parry, of all people, scoops it up and runs into the endzone with three trojans on his back.  21 - 0

Kick-off.  Return to the 22.  A frrsh USC offense moves the ball, but tkaes 12 plays to score.  21 - 7

Kickoff.  Sanders to the house.  27 - 7.  shaw goes for two.  29 - 7

Halftime.  Sark says to interviewer, "we will be filing a complaint with the commissioner but we'll be fine."

2nd half settles down, Stanford back to huddling.  They drive to our 11 when Momma falls to the ground in heat exhaustion and cramps.  They recruit the tuba player to play tackle.  Kessler steps under center, takes a look around, calls time.  Removes helmet and exits stadium.  They recuit trombone player to play QB;  find out he isn't a student but rather a street performer from Santa Monica.  Use him anyway.  They punt on 3rd down.  Shaw takes pity.  Puts in the rugby team.  Final, 43 - 7.  In delayed postgame interview Sark demands rule change.  All opponents must provide and abide by written game plan and play sequence, othereise trojans threaten to bolt and join Mountain West.  Meanwhile Washington explodes and wins brobdingnagian under new coach.  Next up:  Army.

You read it here first.  Film on Sunday.

[Rally]

If we do use the gloves, it will give Sark another excuse for losing.

Ok, so I dream Stanford football.  Last night's:

We receive opening kick-off and go no huddle hurry up with three wide, Mongomery, Cajuste, Rector.  Hogan pitches to Sanders who takes it to the house.  7 - 0

Kickoff.  McCafferty's hit jars the ball loose at the 30, Stanford recovers.  Hurry-up, no huddle, Hogan fakes to Sanders, tosses to Cajuste in the end zone.  14 - 0

Kickoff.  They misplay the catch but manage to get it to the 10.  Tarpley buries Kessler.  Fumble.  David Parry, of all people, scoops it up and runs into the endzone with three trojans on his back.  21 - 0

Kick-off.  Return to the 22.  A frrsh USC offense moves the ball, but tkaes 12 plays to score.  21 - 7

Kickoff.  Sanders to the house.  27 - 7.  shaw goes for two.  29 - 7

Halftime.  Sark says to interviewer, "we will be filing a complaint with the commissioner but we'll be fine."

2nd half settles down, Stanford back to huddling.  They drive to our 11 when Momma falls to the ground in heat exhaustion and cramps.  They recruit the tuba player to play tackle.  Kessler steps under center, takes a look around, calls time.  Removes helmet and exits stadium.  They recuit trombone player to play QB;  find out he isn't a student but rather a street performer from Santa Monica.  Use him anyway.  They punt on 3rd down.  Shaw takes pity.  Puts in the rugby team.  Final, 43 - 7.  In delayed postgame interview Sark demands rule change.  All opponents must provide and abide by written game plan and play sequence, othereise trojans threaten to bolt and join Mountain West.  Meanwhile Washington explodes and wins brobdingnagian under new coach.  Next up:  Army.

You read it here first.  Film on Sunday.