[teejers1]

As for Clinton jokes, I'm partial to this one:

George Bush (the elder) and Bill Clinton happened to be in D.C. for a tribute to a foreign dignitary.  By happenstance, they were both in the same barbershop getting haircuts for the big event.  It was a bit uncomfortable for the barbers and there wasn't much, if any, of the usual chatter or banter during the haircuts.

President Clinton's clip is the first one completed, and Clinton's barber opens some (rather inexpensive) after shave and asks:  "Mr. President, would you like a splash before you head out?"

Mr Clinton responds:  "Hell, no.  If Hillary got a whiff of that she would think I was for sure gallivanting around inside a whorehouse!" 

After an awkward silence, Mr. Bush's barber finishes up, picks up the same bottle of after shave and asks:

"Mr. President, would you like a splash before you head out?"

Mr. Bush responds:  "Go ahead.  Barbara has no idea what the inside of a whorehouse smells like!"

[teejers1]

As for Clinton jokes, I'm partial to this one:

George Bush (the elder) and Bill Clinton happened to be in D.C. for a tribute to a foreign dignitary.  By happenstance, they were both in the same barbershop getting haircuts for the big event.  It was a bit uncomfortable for the barbers and there wasn't much, if any, of the usual chatter or banter during the haircuts.

President Clinton's clip is the first one completed, and Clinton's barber opens some (rather inexpensive) after shave and asks:  "Mr. President, would you like a splash before you head out?"

Mr Clinton responds:  "Hell, no.  If Hillary got a whiff of that she would think I was for sure gallivanting around inside a whorehouse!" 

After an awkward silence, Mr. Bush's barber finishes up, picks up the same bottle of after shave and asks:

"Mr. President, would you like a splash before you head out?"

Mr. Bush responds:  "Go ahead.  Barbara has no idea what the inside of a whorehouse smells like!"