03-29-2013, 06:43 PM
![[Image: kim-jong-un-boat_2506851k.jpg]](http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02506/kim-jong-un-boat_2506851k.jpg)
The N. Korean reds call the guy w/ the stick "The Fullmetal" Luckily for us and not so complimentary for Fullmetal, the front of the boat is the end closest to the camera.
Also, a country that can't even make hats that fit doesn't seem like one that could hit anything, even a target the size of Texas. If I had to wear a hat that was half turban, half heli-pad, I'd be grouchy and overly aggressive , too.