[yvonne]

Fullmetal, someday you will get married, and geography suggests it wil be to some Texas girl who hunts rattlesnakes for a hobby. And if you hope to survive the experience, you will get over this fascination with honesty right now. Learning to lie convincingly to wives, football officials and 60 Minutes reporters is a skill of critical importance. I\'d add in the IRS, but they will roast your bones and gnaw your marrow pretty much no matter what you say.

but when his wife puts on an act, well, let\'s just say that what fullmetal doesn\'t know won\'t hurt him.  ;)

[yvonne]

Fullmetal, someday you will get married, and geography suggests it wil be to some Texas girl who hunts rattlesnakes for a hobby. And if you hope to survive the experience, you will get over this fascination with honesty right now. Learning to lie convincingly to wives, football officials and 60 Minutes reporters is a skill of critical importance. I\'d add in the IRS, but they will roast your bones and gnaw your marrow pretty much no matter what you say.

but when his wife puts on an act, well, let\'s just say that what fullmetal doesn\'t know won\'t hurt him.  ;)