[Redrum]

It's just that San Jose is in a race with oblivion,  yearning to join the Mountain West conference,  but was humiliatingly not invited to the prom along with Nevada, Boise, Hawaii and Fresno.    Meanwhile,  they hired Mike MacIntyre,  who isn't exactly SJSU's  Harbaugh,  but looks to be doing the right things.    If we don't thump them emphatically this year,  then I'll panic.

[Redrum]

It's just that San Jose is in a race with oblivion,  yearning to join the Mountain West conference,  but was humiliatingly not invited to the prom along with Nevada, Boise, Hawaii and Fresno.    Meanwhile,  they hired Mike MacIntyre,  who isn't exactly SJSU's  Harbaugh,  but looks to be doing the right things.    If we don't thump them emphatically this year,  then I'll panic.