08-09-2012, 05:42 PM
https://twitter.com/johnbreech/status/23...2483300352
I've actually received the videos ahead of time myself, and provide exclusive summaries of the content below.
Episode 1: Winning the Fourth Quarter
Head Coach Jeff T.edford knows where it's gone a bit wrong in the past few years of his tenure: his 59ers aren't winning the fourth quarter. "Win the fourth quarter, win the game," he declares. So he's resolved to get his squad winning the fourth quarter--by getting his team to imitate their elders. "You look at Big Game versus Stanford in 2010. We won the fourth quarter. Our game versus SC in 2010. We win the fourth quarter."
T.edford wants to bring the same spirit that propelled Kevin Riley and the #2 kal b.ears back to a dramatic comeback against the Oregon State Beavers earlier in his career. "What poise that team had," he said.
So the team's going to give it its all during training camp to bring it back. In the first season of New Memorial Stadium, surely that old winning feeling will be back for Old Blues.
Episode 2: The New Memorial Stadium
Not too many people know this--T.edford, wary of positive PR, has kept the news secret--but the kal football team has actually helped assemble the New Memorial Stadium. Sandy Barbour, kal AD, explains, "Well, we were behind schedule and over budget, so we looked for a source of cheap, pliant, easily-cowed labor." And look at the results--a gem of a stadium, with a gem of a football team to play in it--well, perhaps two or three times a season, depending on when rivals Stanford, SC, and Oregon are scheduled to play in it. No wonder kal lobbied to play its in-state rivals every season.
"We thought it was a good way for the current team and recent alums to participate in the program. We had Kevin Riley help with logistics," T.edford began, "But he kept on sending the materials to conference rivals. We had to explain to him we don't want those kinds of turnovers."
Plans hit a further speed bump when coach Tosh Lupoi defected to help build Washington's new stadium. (At least, this is what T.edford insists. Asked for comment, UW coach Steve Sarkisian says Lupoi was hired to coach.) And for some reason, Zach Maynard would only work in the same team as Keenan Allen.
But the New Memorial Stadium should be a cathedral to all things K.al football--it will have all the relics. "Joe Ayoob's record-breaking paper airplane will be there," T.edford says. Actually, they have so many tchotckes that they won't be able to display all of them. "We actually won't have any room to put any conference trophies won after 1959," Barbour says.
Episode 3: The Quarterbacks
This episode is just a loop of Zach Kline, throwing over and over again, with brief subliminal messages flashed across the screen. They say: "The Saviour" and "Buy Season Tickets for 2012 and 2013 NOW."
Zach Maynard is shown once, attempting to complete a pass to Keenan Allen through a brick wall.
Episode 4: Aaron Rodgers, Alex Morgan, Natalie Coughlin, etc.
A segment, mentioning every single successful and/or attractive kal athlete ever being asked about kal football.
I've actually received the videos ahead of time myself, and provide exclusive summaries of the content below.
Episode 1: Winning the Fourth Quarter
Head Coach Jeff T.edford knows where it's gone a bit wrong in the past few years of his tenure: his 59ers aren't winning the fourth quarter. "Win the fourth quarter, win the game," he declares. So he's resolved to get his squad winning the fourth quarter--by getting his team to imitate their elders. "You look at Big Game versus Stanford in 2010. We won the fourth quarter. Our game versus SC in 2010. We win the fourth quarter."
T.edford wants to bring the same spirit that propelled Kevin Riley and the #2 kal b.ears back to a dramatic comeback against the Oregon State Beavers earlier in his career. "What poise that team had," he said.
So the team's going to give it its all during training camp to bring it back. In the first season of New Memorial Stadium, surely that old winning feeling will be back for Old Blues.
Episode 2: The New Memorial Stadium
Not too many people know this--T.edford, wary of positive PR, has kept the news secret--but the kal football team has actually helped assemble the New Memorial Stadium. Sandy Barbour, kal AD, explains, "Well, we were behind schedule and over budget, so we looked for a source of cheap, pliant, easily-cowed labor." And look at the results--a gem of a stadium, with a gem of a football team to play in it--well, perhaps two or three times a season, depending on when rivals Stanford, SC, and Oregon are scheduled to play in it. No wonder kal lobbied to play its in-state rivals every season.
"We thought it was a good way for the current team and recent alums to participate in the program. We had Kevin Riley help with logistics," T.edford began, "But he kept on sending the materials to conference rivals. We had to explain to him we don't want those kinds of turnovers."
Plans hit a further speed bump when coach Tosh Lupoi defected to help build Washington's new stadium. (At least, this is what T.edford insists. Asked for comment, UW coach Steve Sarkisian says Lupoi was hired to coach.) And for some reason, Zach Maynard would only work in the same team as Keenan Allen.
But the New Memorial Stadium should be a cathedral to all things K.al football--it will have all the relics. "Joe Ayoob's record-breaking paper airplane will be there," T.edford says. Actually, they have so many tchotckes that they won't be able to display all of them. "We actually won't have any room to put any conference trophies won after 1959," Barbour says.
Episode 3: The Quarterbacks
This episode is just a loop of Zach Kline, throwing over and over again, with brief subliminal messages flashed across the screen. They say: "The Saviour" and "Buy Season Tickets for 2012 and 2013 NOW."
Zach Maynard is shown once, attempting to complete a pass to Keenan Allen through a brick wall.
Episode 4: Aaron Rodgers, Alex Morgan, Natalie Coughlin, etc.
A segment, mentioning every single successful and/or attractive kal athlete ever being asked about kal football.