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Most colleges have some kind of system that provides for parallel adjudication of offenses committed on campus. To some extent, this makes sense. Throwing a rock at a window is not likely to draw a very substantial penalty in the Santa Clara County court system. Stanford, if the rock were thrown at the president's window by a student dissatisfied with his Poli Sci 10 grade, would understandably take it more seriously.

What about stealing a cadaver from the medical school,  toting it up to the president's campus mansion,  hiding in the bushes and then throwing it out in front of the president's car so he'd hit it and think he'd killed someone?

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Most colleges have some kind of system that provides for parallel adjudication of offenses committed on campus. To some extent, this makes sense. Throwing a rock at a window is not likely to draw a very substantial penalty in the Santa Clara County court system. Stanford, if the rock were thrown at the president's window by a student dissatisfied with his Poli Sci 10 grade, would understandably take it more seriously.

What about stealing a cadaver from the medical school,  toting it up to the president's campus mansion,  hiding in the bushes and then throwing it out in front of the president's car so he'd hit it and think he'd killed someone?