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[quote author=jacketree link=topic=10269.msg93243#msg93243 date=1406686743]
b) She stole my gluestick!!!!

You are such a pup! I could condone your reaction if she'd stolen your gluepot.
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Now that you mention it, we often ate the glue....not sure what form it came in.  Lipstick-like or paste?  All I remember from the entire episode was theft, blinding 3 year old rage, forehead blood, screaming, Mom coming to school, and being kicked out of Young World Preschool forevah.  I'm sure this is somewhere on my PERMANENT RECORD.

Childhood sucked. Top Ten school-age humiliation from the way back machine include:

1. That X-Acto knife incident in art class.
2. Pulling out Mrs. Anderson's colostomy bag by mistake. Kindergarten I think.
3. Not making it to the toilet. Kindergarten I know.
4. Using the girl's restroom by mistake because they were backward on the other side of school. Never lived that down.
5. Standing outside in the rain all morning because I was late and afraid to knock on the door.
6. Somehow agreeing to marry Marla Wicker during a tetherball game.  But I won!  Wait, what's going on here....
7. Being the only student left in the classroom when Mrs. Kennedy walked around the corner without her shirt on. (How the hell is that my fault? You are the person walking around naked.  1969 for you....)
8. Any random dodge ball game between 2nd and 4th grade. Then I figured it out.
9. Junior high school. All of it.
10. The unraveling of those shitty marching band pants during halftime.

And turn it up to 11. Senior Prom. All of it.

[jacketree]

[quote author=jacketree link=topic=10269.msg93243#msg93243 date=1406686743]
b) She stole my gluestick!!!!

You are such a pup! I could condone your reaction if she'd stolen your gluepot.
[/quote]

Now that you mention it, we often ate the glue....not sure what form it came in.  Lipstick-like or paste?  All I remember from the entire episode was theft, blinding 3 year old rage, forehead blood, screaming, Mom coming to school, and being kicked out of Young World Preschool forevah.  I'm sure this is somewhere on my PERMANENT RECORD.

Childhood sucked. Top Ten school-age humiliation from the way back machine include:

1. That X-Acto knife incident in art class.
2. Pulling out Mrs. Anderson's colostomy bag by mistake. Kindergarten I think.
3. Not making it to the toilet. Kindergarten I know.
4. Using the girl's restroom by mistake because they were backward on the other side of school. Never lived that down.
5. Standing outside in the rain all morning because I was late and afraid to knock on the door.
6. Somehow agreeing to marry Marla Wicker during a tetherball game.  But I won!  Wait, what's going on here....
7. Being the only student left in the classroom when Mrs. Kennedy walked around the corner without her shirt on. (How the hell is that my fault? You are the person walking around naked.  1969 for you....)
8. Any random dodge ball game between 2nd and 4th grade. Then I figured it out.
9. Junior high school. All of it.
10. The unraveling of those shitty marching band pants during halftime.

And turn it up to 11. Senior Prom. All of it.