01-05-2021, 05:04 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-05-2021, 05:09 PM by BostonCard.)
"I don’t play defense."
-- Bill Murray (as himself) in Space Jam
“Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…”I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”
--Ricky Bobby in Taladega Nights, the Ballad of Ricky Bobby
"Hey. Ya know Ricky, breaking up with a girlfriend can be a very painful thing. But it don’t have to keep ya down for long. I mean, let me tell ya something from my own personal experience. I’ve never had a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. Now, I thought I would be hurting for the rest of my life. But you know what happened the very next week? …My momma died. Hell, after that, I didn’t care no more about my balls hurtin’. You see what I’m gettin’ at?"
--Rube Baker, Major League II
“Hey, unless you’re gonna kiss me, get your hands off my ass.”
-- McKenna in Any Given Sunday
BC
-- Bill Murray (as himself) in Space Jam
“Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…”I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”
--Ricky Bobby in Taladega Nights, the Ballad of Ricky Bobby
"Hey. Ya know Ricky, breaking up with a girlfriend can be a very painful thing. But it don’t have to keep ya down for long. I mean, let me tell ya something from my own personal experience. I’ve never had a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. Now, I thought I would be hurting for the rest of my life. But you know what happened the very next week? …My momma died. Hell, after that, I didn’t care no more about my balls hurtin’. You see what I’m gettin’ at?"
--Rube Baker, Major League II
“Hey, unless you’re gonna kiss me, get your hands off my ass.”
-- McKenna in Any Given Sunday
BC
