[washingtonismoney]

Except for the fact that living in B/CS is kind of like purgatory after the Bay Area.  And the fans there will rip him apart for poor performance.

SHHHH...not now.

Brian, let's talk:

College Station? Beautiful place in Texas. Not too many people there? Hah--it's undiscovered, like a cult band or movie. It's the hipster Austin.

The fans? I hear they're the 12th man--yes, you get to play with 12 men on the field at home when playing for A&M. This will definitely remedy all problems in coverage units.

Plus that, you get to compete in ES-EE-CEE football. SEC! SEC! And I'm sure a coach of your caliber will QUICKLY have A&M playing up to its traditional historical level against that conference.

I hate you...r leaving, but I think it's for the best.

[washingtonismoney]

Except for the fact that living in B/CS is kind of like purgatory after the Bay Area.  And the fans there will rip him apart for poor performance.

SHHHH...not now.

Brian, let's talk:

College Station? Beautiful place in Texas. Not too many people there? Hah--it's undiscovered, like a cult band or movie. It's the hipster Austin.

The fans? I hear they're the 12th man--yes, you get to play with 12 men on the field at home when playing for A&M. This will definitely remedy all problems in coverage units.

Plus that, you get to compete in ES-EE-CEE football. SEC! SEC! And I'm sure a coach of your caliber will QUICKLY have A&M playing up to its traditional historical level against that conference.

I hate you...r leaving, but I think it's for the best.