Move all game times to 1:00.
Make it always sunny.
Cancel all soccer or other youth activities on the peninsula on Saturday afternoons.
Make the 49ers perpetually mediocre.
Change the enrollment and educational policies of Stanford such that graduates are not attracted by graduate programs or employment opportunities outside the Bay Area.
Go back to a \'Wink Wink Nudge Nudge\' policy on alcohol consumption by students before, during and after football games.
Change the workplace dynamics of Silicon Valley companies such that nobody feels compelled to work on Saturdays.
You can do it!
Make it always sunny.
Cancel all soccer or other youth activities on the peninsula on Saturday afternoons.
Make the 49ers perpetually mediocre.
Change the enrollment and educational policies of Stanford such that graduates are not attracted by graduate programs or employment opportunities outside the Bay Area.
Go back to a \'Wink Wink Nudge Nudge\' policy on alcohol consumption by students before, during and after football games.
Change the workplace dynamics of Silicon Valley companies such that nobody feels compelled to work on Saturdays.
You can do it!
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