[socalstanfan1]

Do we have a golf-cart problem? Tara VanDerveer kicked her starting point guard J.J. Hones off the team -- for good -- a few years back after she led Stanford cops on a Bullit-style chase across campus in a golf cart.

I don't want to make light of a serious situation but...man it would be good to see the video of a chase with a golf cart.

And my bad, obviously, on misrepresenting Shayne's offense.  I'd love to come up with some kind of Sarkisian-themed retort to explain my mistake, but I just can't right now.  I think I've hit Sarkisian-exhaustion.

[socalstanfan1]

Do we have a golf-cart problem? Tara VanDerveer kicked her starting point guard J.J. Hones off the team -- for good -- a few years back after she led Stanford cops on a Bullit-style chase across campus in a golf cart.

I don't want to make light of a serious situation but...man it would be good to see the video of a chase with a golf cart.

And my bad, obviously, on misrepresenting Shayne's offense.  I'd love to come up with some kind of Sarkisian-themed retort to explain my mistake, but I just can't right now.  I think I've hit Sarkisian-exhaustion.