[Redrum]

I went to have my sarcasm detector checked.  Good news!  It was fine.  But the doc did detect my hair-trigger tendency to jump in any time the opportunity to kick the SEC in the shins presented itself.  He said, living where I do, I might want to think about modifying that behavior.  I told him to bleep off, and added that he might want to take down the pics of him (and buddies) at some Tennessee tailgate.

[Redrum]

I went to have my sarcasm detector checked.  Good news!  It was fine.  But the doc did detect my hair-trigger tendency to jump in any time the opportunity to kick the SEC in the shins presented itself.  He said, living where I do, I might want to think about modifying that behavior.  I told him to bleep off, and added that he might want to take down the pics of him (and buddies) at some Tennessee tailgate.