[Mick]

6. Catherine Zeta-Jones (40) -- She\'s our David Ortiz, an aging foreign slugger who\'s four or five years older than listed.

8. Demi Moore (47) -- Knows all the chemical shortcuts and can help anyone else who needs advice on surgery or botox.

...years ago, when my wife was teaching, she pointed out that one of her associates was a 45 year old teacher married to a 65 year old teacher...and they both looked roughly the same age, early 50s.

Since then we\'ve noted that in most/many/all May/December romances the Mays look a lot closer to July and the Decembers often look close to September-ish.

Except Michael Douglas.  He still looks middle-of-next-year, sickeningly bad.  Forever removed CZJ as an woman-of-desire for me.

[Mick]

6. Catherine Zeta-Jones (40) -- She\'s our David Ortiz, an aging foreign slugger who\'s four or five years older than listed.

8. Demi Moore (47) -- Knows all the chemical shortcuts and can help anyone else who needs advice on surgery or botox.

...years ago, when my wife was teaching, she pointed out that one of her associates was a 45 year old teacher married to a 65 year old teacher...and they both looked roughly the same age, early 50s.

Since then we\'ve noted that in most/many/all May/December romances the Mays look a lot closer to July and the Decembers often look close to September-ish.

Except Michael Douglas.  He still looks middle-of-next-year, sickeningly bad.  Forever removed CZJ as an woman-of-desire for me.