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Re: Need help now - Mick - 05-20-2014

(05-20-2014, 08:48 AM)garvin link Wrote:"Redrum" is "murder" spelled backward, a word first used, I think, in Stephen King's novel The Shining. On the CardBoard, it is generally associated with bizarre sexual fetishes involving gigantic nostrils.

CornFed's post reminds me of an elaborate joke that was cut of Animal House. Larry Kroger, the pledge character played by Tom Hulce, had a deep secret: In childhood, he had somehow spilled hot tar on his penis, which left a patchwork pattern there. Early in the film, he discloses this to the other, super-dorky, pledge, Dorfman.

When it comes time for the fraternity to offer pledges, Kroger gets in but Dorfman is turned down. But you can't do this! he cries. I'm a legacy! The frat guys are unmoved. Desperately, Dorfman offers up the secret of Kroger's deformed penis. The frat brothers, impressed by such profound perfidy and happy to be gifted with a potentially humiliating bit of information, relent.

What follows is the initiation scene described by CornFed, which ends with Bluto telling Kroger, "You will be Pinto." Why Pinto, Kroger asks. "Because you have a spotted dong!!" the frat brothers shout in unison.

This was all shot, but Chris Miller, one of the screenwriters, told me that Ivan Reitman, the producer, got all squirmy at any mention of penises. At the very last minute, he ordered everything related to the spotted-dong shot cut. The only serious problem that posed was the initiation scene, which had to stay; otherwise, you have no idea why these guys are being address as "Flounder" and "Pinto" for the rest of the film. To salvage it, they did one quick little reshoot of Bluto shouting, "Why not?!!!" and spliced it in place of the "Because you have a spotted dong!" shot.

I relate all this to suggest your obvious new handle, SpottedDong.

I actually bought and read the Animal House book when I was 16, and that story is in the book almost exactly as you describe, with one small exception: the brothers actually ask Dorfman if he knows anything about Larry that Larry wouldn't want them to know.  Dorfman doesn't take the initiative, not exactly, but he doesn't hesitate either.

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Re: Need help now - CornFed - 05-20-2014

(05-20-2014, 10:47 AM)garvin link Wrote:Don't worry. After you change your handle, just blame it on that dumbass Mikeferrari.

Or that dumber ass, SpottedDong!  ;D

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Re: Need help now - 82lsju - 05-20-2014

if it's a streetable Ferrari then you need one of these



or you could go a little down market with



or a cute sporty one



or something more understated

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Re: Need help now - CTcard - 05-20-2014

(05-20-2014, 08:06 AM)CornFed link Wrote:I am reminded of the scene from Animal House where John Belushi assigns nicknames to the new pledges.  Tried to find it to post here, but I lost patience.  "You will be Weasel.  You will be Flounder.  You will be .  .  .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMENQeCbxfI

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Re: Need help now - CornFed - 05-20-2014

Thanks CTCard.  That was great!

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Re: Need help now - Bruce Wang - 05-20-2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwXV7qnWoAg

I've always imagine that Ferris ended up at Stanford.

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Re: Need help now - 82lsju - 05-20-2014

(05-20-2014, 05:41 PM)Mikeferrari link Wrote:I am an old guy and have put aside childish things.  I will stick with this:

guillotine doors are the work of the devil and those tractor makers at Lamborghini, their last good car was

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If you persist in this madness, 82LSJU - Redrum - 05-21-2014



I shall be forced to answer thus:



I can't hate the Ferrari P4 prototypes.  Just too good looking.  Makes-you-weak-in-the-knees good looking.  The Ferrari GTOs were a different story. The arch enemy of America in my teenage years but the Cobras finally bludgeoned them on the racing circuit and into a genteel retirement on the megabucks vintage car auction circuit.  So there!

But good choice of an icon, mikeferrari. 

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Re: If you persist in this madness, 82LSJU - 82lsju - 05-21-2014

then you should check out "The Snake and the Stallion" (fka "The Ferrari Cobra Wars")

https://www.spiritlevelfilm.com/films/motoring/snake

(05-21-2014, 08:18 AM)Redrum link Wrote:

I shall be forced to answer thus:



I can't hate the Ferrari P4 prototypes.  Just too good looking.  The Ferrari GTOs were a different story. The arch enemy of America in my teenage years but the Cobras finally bludgeoned them on the racing circuit and into a genteel retirement on the megabucks vintage car auction circuit.  So there!

But good choice of an icon, mikeferrari.

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Re: If you persist in this madness, 82LSJU - stupac2 - 05-21-2014

(05-21-2014, 08:45 AM)82lsju link Wrote:then you should check out "The Snake and the Stallion" (fka "The Ferrari Cobra Wars")

https://www.spiritlevelfilm.com/films/motoring/snake

I just started reading this: http://www.amazon.com/Go-Like-Hell-Ferrari-Battle-ebook/dp/B003K16PBY/

It's $2 for kindle if you order this month.

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If you don't want to go by Ferrari... - Mick - 05-21-2014

...you might try Veyron:

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Re: If you don't want to go by Ferrari... - 82lsju - 05-21-2014

Here's a general idea of how much it costs to own a Bugatti Veyron.

The first $2,500,000 (MSRP for a Veyron) you send to Bugatti is just the beginning of a long list of bills you’ll rack up owning this exclusive supercar. Some owners peg yearly running costs at around $300,000 a year! So if you’re in the market for one of these, here are some facts to consider.

http://www.examiner.com/article/the-cost-to-own-a-bugatti-veyron

I think you get a lot more bang for your buck (well still a lot of bucks) with one of these (and you can see them at the dealer at the corner of El Camino and Arastradero)

(05-21-2014, 08:54 AM)Mick link Wrote:...you might try Veyron:

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If it will make me feel -- even a LITTLE... - Redrum - 05-21-2014

...like I did in my teens,  I'll read any nostalgia-based racing stuff you recommend,  Eric.

Cheers!

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Re: If it will make me feel -- even a LITTLE... - 82lsju - 05-21-2014

(05-21-2014, 08:58 AM)Redrum link Wrote:...like I did in my teens,  I'll read any nostalgia-based racing books you recommend. 

Your The Art of Racing in the Rain   recommendation-- although not related at all to my racing nostalgia fetish-- was a winner.

Cheers!

a few car books

- The Limit: Life and Death on the 1961 Grand Prix Circuit
- Unfair Advantage
- Go Like Hell: Ford, Ferrari, and Their Battle for Speed and Glory at Le Mans
- Closing Speed
- The Last Open Road (this is the first of a series of books and IMHO the best of the bunch)
- Bugatti Queen: In Search of a French Racing Legend
- The Ferrari Cobra Wars

for more techie stuff
- The Romance of Engines
- Race Car Engineering & Mechanics

Movies
- Senna
- Rush
- 1 The Movie
- Grand Prix
- Le Mans
- The Snake and the Stallion
- most of the "Victory by Design" DVDs, especially the ones for Ferrari, Alfa Romeo, Maserati, Aston Martin, Jaguar (the  ones on Porsche, Corvette and Ford were less inspiring)

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Re: If it will make me feel -- even a LITTLE... - 82lsju - 05-21-2014

(05-21-2014, 09:35 AM)Mikeferrari link Wrote:[quote author=Redrum link=topic=10010.msg89864#msg89864 date=1400687898]
...like I did in my teens,  I'll read any nostalgia-based racing books you recommend. 

Your The Art of Racing in the Rain   recommendation-- although not related at all to my racing nostalgia fetish-- was a winner.

Cheers!

That was a fun read.  Would make a good movie.  Just slightly veering off course, was Playing For Pizza ever discussed here?  http://www.amazon.com/Playing-Pizza-John-Grisham-ebook/dp/B003B02O00
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stay tuned, movie details

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/thomas-bezucha-direct-art-racing-678516

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Re: Need help now - yvonne - 05-22-2014

All the car talk — don't drive like my brother — has led me to believe that your handle should be Ferrari. That way, newcomers to the forum will think that you're a car enthusiast, and you can enlighten them by introducing yourself by full name at a CardBoard meetup.

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Re: Need help now - Rally - 05-22-2014

(05-22-2014, 10:40 AM)Yvonne link Wrote:All the car talk — don't drive like my brother — has led me to believe that your handle should be Ferrari. That way, newcomers to the forum will think that you're a car enthusiast, and you can enlighten them by introducing yourself by full name at a CardBoard meetup.

I think that has been made abundantly clear by all contibutors, so ferrari it is.  Thanks all, especially for your originality :)

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Well, mike. Now that we know you have no spine - Redrum - 05-22-2014

and will basically cave whenever the crowd applies pressure... "Loan" me $1,000 with no questions asked and no possibility I'll ever pay it back.  Just do it!

Good choice of handles, BTW

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Re: Need help now - Bruce Wang - 05-22-2014

garvin, if it's any consolation.  I think spotted dong in Latin is "pubius".

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Re: Need help now - oman - 05-22-2014

Well, the thread started with some hope...

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